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You failed daycare, Blue Bag. You have served me well for 12 years, yet you failed our son at daycare. 

You failed daycare, Blue Bag. You have served me well for 12 years, yet you failed our son at daycare. 

Sent Home

August 22, 2016

We are sorry to inform you that Blue Bag only survived one week of daycare. Unfortunately, on Friday, he was sent home because apparently the Director felt that he didn't fit in...or...Sawyer's things couldn't fit into Blue Bag. We were informed that we needed to provide TWO bags for Sawyer. One to bring his bottles home in, and the other for soiled laundry (apparently both are not allowed to leave daycare in Blue Bag at the same time because...actually...the explanation wasn't a good one, so let's move on).

Dana had the brilliant idea of providing the beer bottle bag from Whole Foods for Sawyer's bottles. Her suggestion is much better then mine because I was just going to start sending him to daycare with flasks and only wearing a diaper. 

On that note, I'd like to introduce you to Sawyer's two new daycare bags! Drumroll please...

Introducing, 4-Pack and Polka Bags! We're hoping these two survive longer then one week at daycare...or else we'll actually have to go and buy bags. 😐

Introducing, 4-Pack and Polka Bags! We're hoping these two survive longer then one week at daycare...or else we'll actually have to go and buy bags. 😐

You're welcome daycare!  

P.S. Unfortunately, our son's Chicago Flag onesie was accidentally placed in another child's bag (or Blue Bag misplaced it), and if possible, we would like that returned. There are only eight infants in that room, which means I can easily start to stalk the other infants outside of daycare to see who starts wearing a Chicago onesie. Just kidding! Sorta...

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