Just gonna put this out there…if you’re voting for Trump, I want nothing to do with you.

Now, for those of you voting for Biden and whichever kick-ass woman VP he chooses, we have 100 days until Election Day.

WE CAN’T FUCK THIS UP!!!!!

DON’T FUCK THIS UP!!!!!

VOTE!!!!

If you get to vote via mail-in, great! Fill that form out and mail it in extra early because we all know that the USPS is low on funds, and therefore shit is getting delivered a bit slower these days. Oh, and there’s a pandemic currently going on, so that doesn’t help.

If you have to go to the polls, wear your mask, take hand sanitizer with you, wear comfortable shoes, and if you’re one of those stuck voting in a Republican-led district where they are specifically suppressing your vote, wear a diaper. Those lines will be long. Hell, pack your breakfast, lunch, and dinner if you need to in order to keep your blood sugar up, and to give you a tomato or two to launch at any Trump supporters. Did I just type that? Huh…looks like my inner thoughts are taking place in cartoon form again. Whoops.

If you have any friends, family members, or neighbors that need a ride to the polls, GIVE THEM ONE. If they are Trump supporters and ask for a ride, throw your car keys into the garbage truck as it passes you, shrug, give them the middle finger, and slam your front door in their face.

100 days people.
In 2 hours it will be 99.

Don’t fuck this up.